Nobody's my friend.

I posted this site to my Facebook news feed and not one person signed up.

Where's the love and support? I thought I'd get at least one curious person.

I'm backing the Falcons in this one, as long as lots of points are scored.

It's a good thing you guys had your picks in early... I forgot about DST and the game was set to start at the wrong time!

Actually I'm going to fix it right now, Luke you'll have until 6pm to play. Give me a few minutes...

I have arrived!

I have arrived!

Ok, it's fixed so you can enter up until 6pm.

Is Conquistador going to grace us with his all knowing presence this evening?

What is the walk-in music you play when you enter a room Mama?

text him. I'm already 300 over my rate plan :(

I'm assuming you're asking what my "theme song" is and that's a really tough questions... give me a minute to ponder!

I'd have to say "Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison... yeah, that's a good theme song!

Is that an acceptable answer?

i dont know it. but its your song, is it acceptable to you? do you need validation that badly?

BTW... the conqueror will be joining us soon... He's doing a practice test (trying to be all smart and shit).

cool

Yes... I do.

I might change my selection. I'm also very indecisive... It was a complicated question that involves a lot of variables. To pick ONE theme song is like asking Mom who her favorite is. I mean, we all know she has a favorite, but it's gotta be a tough choice!

my theme song would be "Date Rape" (or whatever it's called) by Sublime.

"if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid"

good looking drive.

Fly Falcons Fly!

good looking drive.

Fly Falcons Fly!

good looking drive.

Fly Falcons Fly!

TD!!! Maybe Atlanta will make a good showing afterall...

and there it is... Michael Turner TD! I knew they'd get him going this game.

Lol... with your run of bad luck, I'd say that song might get you arrested. Strong choice though, I like it!

Hmmm... She's got the Look would have been a good choice.

i like the talking pot hole

I'd like to go to New Orleans sometime... Lots of cool stuff there, would definitely be a worthwhile vacation spot!

Oh shoot... I got no phone!!! Cause I'm a pothole!

is it mostly rebuilt now?

Mostly yeah... it's the residential areas that are still run down from Katrina. But Bourbon Street and all the touristy stuff wasn't too badly affected in the first place...

Besides, if they want to stimulate the local economy, getting those areas back in shape first makes sense, you know?

Go saints we need some scoring

as long as its over 28 and -7 for the saints

until they get wiped out again in 4 more years when the next one hits

You get some sleep. so did you enjoy halloween there chief

Are you guys having a County Meeting or a Town hall meeting

when i got home my ceiling fan was on and going full blast... and i didnt turn it on and i dont remember it being set to full blast

lol you had to of hit the light switch

OOH creepy... you have a demon!

yay points! we need this bet BAD!

I think it might have been Tammie's step Dad accidentally. He dropped off some food.

But at first we didn't think anyone had been here...

That's funny... Sean rolled over in the middle of the night and touched my head with his hand and i about knocked him to the floor it freaked me out so bad!

Wow you bunch of sissy's that don't believe in this stuff yet your thinking things are happening.!!!

haha, thats funny.

my brain did try to fuck with me a little, even last night, trying to imagine things... but my mind always fucks with me. just took me a little extra concentration to get to sleep.

yeah... I didn't want to hang my foot over the side like I usually do when I'm hot, so I was sweating bullets that night... but other than that, I was fine. I slept, so I wasn't too freaked!

Lmao this is to much. Lets go falcons what is up with this Volume keeps quitting on the tv what the heck. What we dont get the presence of Conquistador tonight??

we're on pace for an 84 point game. yay!

I hope so but lets get to over 27 and -7 for the saints the first half then after that point points points

I'm still mad that out of my picks, the one you chose is the one that tanked... Fuck the Browns.

damn, the saints are bringing the house. they're flying at Matt Ryan

i backed the Colts pick too, but i always back the Colts pick...

Thats fine for right now lets go saints get another td

i read your picks wrong, i thought they were ordered descendingly.

i didn't notice the numbers next to them until i went back to check them yesterday

still wouldn't have changed anything though, i didnt want to touch the Titans game.

Had I read my own picks correctly, I would have taken the Giants/Eagles over probably.

well, I had more confidence in the Browns than the other picks, I just thought it was funny that the one you picked is the one that was wrong!

Which I picked... so you should have...

it was God, sorry

divine intervention

Oh well... it's done. We're still up on the season, and we can be more diligent next week!

like Luke said... thanks for dragging us to hell with you...

like you said, it was due. it happens a couple of times every season. usually in a row. let's hope not this time.

lmao

OUCH THAT HURT

oooh, that was a nasty hit on Drew Brees to cause the fumble.

DAMN brotha... that was a HIT

by the way, we need to use player names and team names more in our comments. helps with the long term SEO value of the pages.

so when something happens on the TV, feel free to repeat it hear with your comments even though we all saw it

Why do you think i Said OUCH that hurt there Chief!! that was a viscious hit

you should have "OUCH THAT HURT DIDNT IT BREES"

work in the players name

Or... Drew Brees got beaten like a red headed step child? Like that?

oh My bad miss understood.

Yes, I do like that. ChiefLikey

lol - how much are we down for the week so far?

i dug us deeper by taking the Packers. Which I agreed wtih Luke on.

I also took the Cardinals personally, and both home favorites got crushed.

So we're down 462 already.

if it werent for that, a win tonight would have only put us down $70

Who has the wall space for Fathheads??

ouch... that's what I thought. I want one of Peyton for over my bed... too much?

Peyton Manning is dreamy...

that reminds me, i do have an idea for cheap gift I can give out for CageSage!

They have cardboard cutouts of a lot of the fighters and ring girls.

have you seen Couples Retreat?

Common Brees Pull your head out of your ass and get the completions!!!

thank you brees for pulling your head out of your ass so fast!!!

oooh, Brees goes down hard again. I thought the ball was coming back out!

I haven't seen it... it looks funny as hell though. How was it?

See i follow directions well!! Lets go saints score a damn touchdown

We left the nails up on our wall in case you want to bring your screen and projector over again sometime...

It was really funny, better than I expected even.

They had one part where they were discussing whether using the "highlight reel" when having sex was cheating. I think Peyton is in your highlight reel

We wouldn't mind, you know... it'd be cool with us!

He and Carl Edwards ARE my highlight reel...

Thanks Raiderfan69, you are doing a good job.

at the same time?

i do my best!!

That aboy Brees right to Colston nice shot.. Now do it again..

wow, this game is not dissapointing. one more NO touchdown for you now Raiderfan

shockey is great. Will Smith is on fire. Drew Brees has good field presence. Reggie Bush needs to run vertical, not horizontal. Colston catches TD's. Enough names for you?

Not together... that's creepy... but definitely a reel with both of them... I like the variety!

Yes but i need -7 so hopefully they do that and then a Field Goal Got my 28 now lets get the 8 or 10 point lead

Yes but i need -7 so hopefully they do that and then a Field Goal Got my 28 now lets get the 8 or 10 point lead

well done conquistador, if this whole med school thing doesnt work I'll get you a job as a SEO copywriter

if it doesn't work out, a certain wife will have my testicles mounted on her dashboard

seriously... are you good at EVERYTHING?`

Welcom Conquistador

-7 first half is stiff. You got fucked on that line. If you get one right and push the other, you still win right? Just a small amount, like a normal bet?

yes...everything

i can do this all day football boy

HUH who is will SMith i didnt know he played football i thought he was an Actor

yes

d-line for the saints

leave a little room for the rest of us, Conquistador... we need in a little "good at something" action too.

Will Smith plays d-line for the saints

be excellent mama, be excellent

Okay now that the computer is done Spazzing im back

Oh i did not know that.. with you and your hitler kid as a photo

hehe

I AM excellent... I'm going to rent thirteen properties this month! (I'm using the Secret!)

please use "soccer hooligan kid" rather than "hitler kid" :-)

did you go to some seminar?

wow that is hilarios. Common Saints Stop the Falcons

Block the field goal and run it back for a TD

Michael Jenkins is a retard. Not a full retard, but that was fucking stupid.

Woo hoo Elam missed the field goal ... go Saints

I'm actually happy about that too, I have the Saints kicking the first FG :)

bwahahahaha

I watched the video a long time ago and I'm in serious need of some "positivity." So I'm giving it a shot!

so do I!

I thought the question was just kicking the first field goal, not MAKING the first field goal...

In which case, the Falcons would be the right answer... am i wrong?

YES - it says "kick" not "make." FALCONS BITCHES!!!

ooooh, i see your point.... not worded very well.

but it does say "kick the first field goal" which to me means making the field goal.

Wow Mama is getting technical she must have PICKED that one

if you miss it, you haven't kicked a field goal

Pierre is a freaking Horse. He runs like a beast

that's bullshit...

they still attempted the field goal... it should go to the Falcons...

common henderson fight for that first down

kick means make

Stupid Henderson Stupid

alright. i'm going to go with you on this one because i've caved on everything today.

i caved to paypal

i caved to wet republic

i'm just trying to clear myself of all the crap

Brees Just put his Head back Into His ASS!!!!

when a commentator says they "kicked a fg," he/she is implying they made it. If the Chief had meant the first fg, he would have said "attempt" not "kick"

Go where the Karma is... I'M where the karma is!

OMG. Brent Grimes the undrafted free agent has ups! Serious ups.

you caved to paypal?

Don't be swayed by the silver tongue of the devil (Conquistador)

maybe i'm not caving. i actually have someone agreeing with my position

Dammit brees

no reason to cave, you're right

yeah, i'm not going to get my money back. they've fucked hundreds of sellers in similar situations, most worse than me.

it would just be a big waste of my time.

http://www.paypalsucks.com/

Brees needs to be put in a cave for that pass. but wow was that a tremendous INT

that is such BS

DAmmit i need freaking 7 by Saints now freaking someone fumble for a returned TD

especially when you have documentation of the ebay bid/win and the same buyer going to paypal to buy it

Let's Go Saints hold them, hold them Saints

That's retarded... I mean FULL retarded...

i'm rooting for you raider fan

Yeah it really is. I read through the stuff and it was shocking.

Basically PayPal acts like a Bank, but does all this shit to keep itself from being regulated like a Bank. So they can do whatever the fuck the like with little oversight.

They've gotten enough complaints to get a few FCC inquiries and some others, but nothing to change their business practices yet.

Just need that 7 so i can atleast get some of my money back

wow..makes me want to avoid them if I'm a seller

Whats the point of looking into it and the business practice is wrong. They need to fine them

Their "Seller Protection Policy" is almost impossible to meet the requirements of.

At the end of the day, I do take a little responsibility. All I saw was the payment, I didn't check out the buyer on ebay. He had no ebay history, I should have known he was fishy.

Well that down right sucks.

Still... they should be able to protect you in SOME way for all they business they have.

yeah you should. you basically have no rights as the seller. anything goes wrong, its the sellers who get fucked.

in some cases, they freeze your entire account even money not involved in a transaction!

some people have been fucked out of thousands of dollars, it was really shocking.

Since when is Football a Percentage game??? thought the object was to win

Common Bree's Get me 7 points right here and you can pull your head out of your ASS again!!

Wow 3 clock errors. whose up in that booth is the dude getting a blow job and keeps hitting the button at the wrong time??

nice throw by Brees to Meacham

That was a Strike to meachem.. That a boy bree's keep it up baby!!

Brees throws hot fiya

haha, that was really funny for some reason

Lmao Fiya really???i think i just had a flash back of listening to someone like KISS FIYA!!!

i like FIYA!

mainly i can just see you saying "fiya" and the expression which would be on your face

that is pretty damn funny!

I have FIYA in my backyard. Does that help?? oops wait wrong Fiya. i have Fire

RaiderFan is on fiya... as in Gay like Twilight...

Amazing listening to bree;s that a boy henderson nice Catch.. two feet in bounds falling BEAUTIFUL

It's like word of Facebook just reached Onalaska... I can't believe how many people from there have signed up recently or found me through the other Ony people recently.

Well they did just get Internet i mean they do live in the olden days!!

woo hoo it was a catch by Henderson Deep down the left sideline from Drew Brees!!! Now get in the damn endzone!!!

i even made the expression typing it...FIYA BITCHES

Glad i just swallowed. Almost had beer all over the laptop

oh god that's funny about raider fan being gay like twilight

and raider fan gets lucky

Go Saints theres mty 7 now freaking hold them or get an INT or a Fumble Rooskie and return it for 7

Well ya know id rather be a Gay Twilight fan then a Gay Bengals fan!!

good thing he just "swallowed"

hahaha

And Mama gets PINCHED!!!

Lmao... fuck that shit is funny...

Thanks for that Chief i just got slugged for the peeench!!!

Chief... one of these days I'm going to slap you for teaching my husband to pinch... I HATE the pinch...

hahah. it's effective.

Its not a Pinch its a PEEENCH!

Yes and i get Slugged every time i do it!!!

the Saints have two turnovers... and 300 yards of offense already!

this is nuts

first of all...we must recognize where the raiders sit on the pecking order of things. I'll take being a gay bengals fan with a winning season than a twilight fanboy with a losing team!

Common Saints hold them hold them. I am not out of the wood work yet..

Lmao i love getting you all rilled up go take it to the house

raiderfan is so lucky

Did i call that or what>?????

oh...my..god...raider fan lucked out

I think he just had a heart attack...

holyshit, he called for it and he got it.

he must be a believer

You called it, but you got LUCKY!

God doesn't smite him... you should see a pattern here.

What did i call. i did that last weekend with the Saints and Dolphins last week. I asked for a pick 6 last week and got it and got it again now

lucky...what did you win for that?

but we're back on pace for an 84 point game, so I'm happy.

Bet $20 win $70

I wished for that last weekend and got it so thank me for that guys!!

Cause i new you had the saints last week to..

nice...pretty sweet turn around

i appreciate that.

you're the INT 6 whisperer

you're fired Chief

At least i'm good for something besides taking your Sister off of your hands!!

seriously...go stand in the corner and think about what you just posted

wow now i'm crying over here that was Freaking Hilarious!!

lmao... I agree... you need a time out.

i thought it was clever sarcasm

well..you were wrong

clever is not working out for you

i should put in a feature where the other people can vote to give someone a chat "timeout"

that would be funny

Wow you might as well hide in the closet this month!!

(I actually thought is was friggin hilarious...)

Yes but only you can put them in Timeout or no one will be talking

that would be bad... we'd be doing nothing but giving each other timeouts... no one would be able to talk

Mama...you too, go stand in the corner and think about your support of that comment

Hold them to a Field Goal... NO TD's

I like the vote for timeout feature...kind of like around the horn when he mutes someone

they're not going to get either

would be really funny tool if done right

I don't like it because I have a feeling I'll be in a lot of timeouts... :(

there would be a little counter by your name/pic and after you collected so many "mutes" then you got 30 seconds in the penalty box

yes but the timeout can only be a 30 second time out just like in football!!!!????

exactly

seriously, wtf is up with this clock operator. definitely high

oh wait no thats basketball oops!!

granted I used hockey terminology there...

I told you he's getting a blow job under the desk and is just hitting the button every time she hits the right spot!!

I'm confused with all the contradicting sports analogies...

when she puts her finger in his ass?

why don't you rest for a little while mama...does yo wittle bwain hurt?

umm... gross...

you really need to watch the new show called "The League" on FX. They've only had one episode. It's about a group of guys in a fantasy football leagues, the first episode was awesome.

jason elam will attempt a fg

I just updated my resume for the first time in three and a half years... YES my brain hurts!

it's on my dvr..haven't watched it yet. now I definitely will

Fuck Jason Elam... he's a fucking hack...

and once again he misses. but that is a long field goal..

wow, that field goal was ugly Elam

TWICE he's fucked me on that stupid question.

common 51 yards thats a long ass field goal.

What day and time is that show on so i can set the DVR(well have Mama) set it

Wow a 4-7-10 split in football wow

I have to do everything around here! ;)

thursday around 10ish i think

nice... that's a solid answer

Ok 10 ish ill see if the DVR accepts 10Ish

Yep it accepted 10ish gotta love Direct TV. WHAT WHAT(in his best Chris Berman voice)

it is..it gives you a reference. now if you can use your grubby little fingers to navigate left and right on your screen, you'll find it.

Yes Mama has Grubby little fingers!!

hahaha..nice raider fan

do your dogs perk up when they have that commercial with the squeaky toy? Cheyenne starts looking around every time.

No they are to busy sleeping!!!

Our dogs have turned into lazy fucks like their daddy... (that's what you get for making fun of my fingers, fucker!)

gotta love the Veterans Day specials

Mamalikey is leading at the half, thanks to the points for pickings lots of Saints rushing.

lazy is learned from both parents...sorry mama

I do my very best to mess with them just when they seem the most content (much like Cleo and Kayla before them)... I do what I can to keep them young...

How did my parents get involved in this conversation..

Since she called me Lazy and you agree.. So jacked up

He said it was partially my fault though... which is an obviously fallacy...

Bullshit i tell ya bullshit

wrong interpretation...the dogs' laziness is learned from BOTH parents. I was sticking up for you raiderfan by implying that mama was also LAZY

So tell me Conquistador. if you had to put money of Cincy Vs Baltimore who would you put it on??

I think it's funny that he thinks his parents are lazy... clearly...

yes i have to agree with you on that one she is lazy..

what's the line?

Don't know yet it isn't up in the books yet

I'm a rockstar, dammit! i hate you both...

Let's go Phillies!!!!

Kick the shit out of the Yankees

i'd say baltimore will be favored by 2-4 points...i'd take bengals on teh moneyline

amen..i hate the yankees

oooh, he hit it on the head. ravens are -3

I am lazy... :( I need the Conquistador to come throw my ass in the gym every day... (not that I'd enjoy that, but at least I'd get in shape!)

btw... Halloween candy is 50% off at Wal-Mart... that was a bad idea.

nice home run from Chase Utley... go Phillies!

And Utley just hits another Dinger...7-2 phillies

last week because of Tammie I ate Taco Bell and Krispy Kreme at the same time.

Last week was my final week off, back to healthy this week.

Wow a Sugary Bean rush wow that's a stomach ache

DAMN... that sounds gross in an unbelievably awesome way. The only thing that would make that better is a deep fried twinkie!

i have discriminating taste Pow my new beer!!

(seriously though... gross)

i hate Miller Lite but that is a damn funny commercial

conquistador, can we deep fry twinkies while we are there in Dec?

do you like that creamy filling there Chief all hot and melting in your mouth!!!

Sandra Bullock has a retarded southern accident just like Keanu Reeves.

you guys started it with the swallowing of the beer!!

I guess my husband isn't the only one gay for Twilight, huh?

Common Turner pull your head out and run dammit run like Forest!!

i just like the creme filling, whats gay about that?

Tell me Cheif... do you like Edward or Jacob better?

Carl Edwards???

seriously, i don't get it.

Edward Cullen (the vampire) or Jacob (the werewolf)... which do you prefer?

to go down on?

There both Gay. And watch your self the Chief according to Mama the Jacob guy is only 17!!!

yes... since you're so fond of the creamy filling...

holy Crap did that pass just happen... Wow that was one hell of a pass by ryan... wow

That was a nice stiff arm by White, too...

we can deep fry twinkies

i want a "jam box."

Definitely Jacob. I think Edward looks like he has erectile dysfunction problems once in awhile.

Roddy White catches a ridiculous touchdown from Matt Ryan, I can't believe that worked.

one more touchdown and this week will just be a small blip.

You like em young, don't you?

Wow was that a Phenomonal Pass and Catch between ryan and white.. What no oreo's???

Hey chief hes only 17

17? Ew.

I thought he was only 15

i thought we talked about the diet thing chief....

hahahahahahahahaha...you're sick

deep fried twinkies are approx. 800 calories... and worth every pound!

that is pretty sick dude... timeout corner, now!

last week was it, i'm going healthy this week.

uh huh

his new diet consists only of Creme of Sum Yung Guy...

dude, when i say it i do it.

i've been working out and eating healthy for months except for October because I was sick and partying a lot.

I lost 20 pounds since January

damn..nice

I need to lose 20 before january... think I can do it?

diet needed some work though

time to start the purge diet mama

You think your good the dog put on 8 pounds.. damn mutt. Needs to be walked.

I have a fairly good diet... it's the workouts that are tough for me...

in a side note... i think a big reason was cutting back on diet soda. i think my metabolism has restarted.

yeah, it was an unbalanced diet. fixing that now.

Skylar and I need more exercise!

No its the getting out of bed that is tough for you.. WALK dammit

I've switched to caffeine free... but that's as far as I've made it...

You need a gym downstairs like Conquistador.. wow that was a good catch my Meachem

that's awesome that you stopped drinking soda! I hope I can get there...

i didn't stop, i just cut back. i do still really like soda. my goal is 3 a day. two with meals, and a caffiene free at night.

we'll see if i can do that.

I need to stop smoking... Common E-Cig

I wish I had a home gym... I could watch my shows while I work out in the morning! I'd be in great shape!

yeah...diet soda is really pretty horrible. steals all sorts of minerals etc from you

I was on one caffeine and one non for awhile and just the other day switched to caffeine free only... (still only drinking two a day)

go to the gym..you have a membership you're paying for, watch your shows on the elliptical

here comes my Saints field goal!!!

actually that's pretty good mama..nice work

Let;s go saints get that field goal.. i need to make up some points on Mama

they don't have my shows when I'm on the elliptical...

oh fuck...he missed it

good lord 3 fg attempts and no one makes a damn field goal

fuck. 3 missed field goals?

good lord Stupid Kickers!!!!

yeah baby! Come on Falcons FG!

Carney and Elam Suck

and yes..you need to quit smoking asap

Thanks Conquistador... I wanted to get off the caffeine. Cutting out the soda completely is going to take an act of God, but i'm getting there...

don't get me started on the histological deterioration the epithelial lining of your lungs is undergoing

Yes thats why i gonna get that Ecig so i can get the medium then low then none on the nicotine

i freely admit I can't get off the caffiene...at least 12oz of coffee in the AM and then tea or coffee in the afternoon. Mom is a bad influence

Okay i have a high school education. then went to the Marine Corps. Speak English dammit not doctor language!!!

it makes you a better you, just like cocaine.

:)

I LOVE COCAINE

IT MAKES ME SPIT HOT FIYA

BWAHAHAHA

And you're worried about my diet?

Now Conquistador can you put that in English please for the High school Grad??

smoking = bad for your lungs

I think what he's trying to say is, you're lungs would scream for help... if they could muster the oxygen to do it (which they can't).

thanks Yale boy!!

(I'm still smoke-free, FYI)

just fishing for compliments and validation aren't you

Wow Guacamole in the NBA Championship Trophy

the lining of your lungs used to be a very healthy respiratory epithelium (layer of cells with little hair on it to remove bad stuff). The smoking has changed it (a process called metaplasia) into a skin like lining. Clearly this doesn't help you remove bad stuff plus the forced change from one cell type to another increases your chances for ongoing badness

"your tire is all flat and junk"

I like being congratulated on my few accomplishments... it motivates me!

YAY MAMA!

Doesn't she always fish for something. usually its clothes and shoes not smoking validation

hahaha

true..she likes clothes

at least they don't make a new carpet on her floor that is 3 feet deep like they used to

Okay... I'm only going to say this once, and I recognize that this won't make sense to you, but please ask your wives for guidance. I'M A GIRL!!!

Yes she does and shes slowly weeding my clothes out of the damn closet.. i have like less than a 1/3 of the closet now!!!

even tonya admitted your collection of 40 "different" black pants was excessive

No there hung and on shelves now!!!

The closet invasion is a slow process, but I'll get there...

thank you Tonya

I don't have 40 pair anymore thanks to a certain RaiderFan... I have three...

I will one day achieve my former glory... but that will require more closet space, so it might have to wait for the next house...

what? 90% you got rid of?

i call bullshit

Yeah but i still cant get rid of the Shoe Invasion no matter how hard i try the invasion just increases i swear she some how buys mother and father shoes and they freaking Multiply!!!

I have a lot of shoes, yes... but they're in the GARAGE... they aren't taking up any precious closet space!

haha

She actually only has 3 1/2 pairs of black slacks!! i just counted them

FUCK yeah! Booya bitches...

No there taking up precious TOOL Space and Garage Crap...!!!

i need to get up and walk my dog...poor thing is being run out of the house by the Car-monster. We bought carly this clacker thing she drags/pushes around (makes a horrific amount of noise) from ikea (fucking swedes) and she has discovered that zoe doesn't like it much. So she chases zoe with it and tries to run her over

Unfortunately, most of my clothes have gone away for weight reasons, and I refuse to buy new clothes in bigger sizes... so consequently, the stock has diminished...

Don't let her fool you she still has over 3/4 of the closet in our bedroom and half of the closet in the spare bedroom and a 1/3 of the side wall in the Garage. aka to much shit (clothes)

is the 1/2 pair of black pants like her 1/2 sweaters? So CUTE!!!

Poor puppy...

No its those STUPID things they call Capris i think the Half pants Half shorts!!!

Car-monster is so cute though. but so evil.

Cute generally means evil when it comes to children...

she is evil...she stared me down the other night when I asked her to stop..stared me down. I'm so fucked

Man poor puppy.. Dangit daddy take the car monster away.. let the poor dog have some quiet time in the warm house!!

yeah, that's gonna happen again for sure. A lot!

Wow Daddy is gonna be a Sucker.. Shes gonna get away with everything.

hahaha, that is too funny.

Yeah you are fucked... she's gonna have you SO whipped...

it was...it took everything I had not to bust out laughing

she was up on my chair standing running around in circles, I asked her to sit and she turned around, leaned forward and squinted her eyes at me

just like I do to her

tonya and mom were in tears

priceless...

Conquistador ask Tonya for your nuts back from the hidden area in the closet. So you don't start laughing and just get that Sucker from hovering over your head!!!

you want my nuts Raider? I'm gonna drop them on you when you're out here

Try it and you will be missing them!!! (Karate Chop)

i'm quick like ninja

you know i love ya,. i have to give you shit every chance i get cause lord knows you give me enough!!

I'm really trying NOT to picture my brother putting his nuts on my husband... REALLY trying...

Your sick for thinking that there Mama.. conquistador i think i have a thought for december. Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!!

and taking a picture which will be used as blackmail

I hate you...

it's called ye old teabag...a tradition passed down for generations

Oh so you did it to Chief???

i love peanut butter jelly time

I still laugh every time i think of that story that mama told me when you did it to her!!!

it's not funny

it was funny..oh so funny. I can see it now...(fade to dreamscape)

Lmao wow!!!! Let;s go Ryan TD pass To White or Turner!!!

Ooohhh... Dreeeeaaaaammmm Weaver... I believe you can get me through the night!

Falcons field goal? Finally?

hahahaha

no

You're still a fucking asshole. PB&J time will come with consequences next time... remember that!

Going for it sorry

hahahaha...they aren't going gonna let him kick!

completion. that's balls

we'd be over already if these teams had made 2 of the 3 FGs

That a boy Ryan going for it on 4th down.. to TE Tony Gonzalez!!! Woot Woot.. Let;s go Ryan TD pass To White or Turner!!!

Don't Worry TD here Ryan to White!!

see if you can find the article that was in sports illustrated about this high school fb coach who hasn't punted, kicked a fg, or kicked an extra point in the past 2 years. He uses statistics to support his strategy and so far it's worked

he goes for it on every 4th down

no matter field position

thats funny

That;s Ballsy

Makes sense... statistically if they can complete on a few of those it's worth the twice as many points... so you only have to make it happen every other time for it to make sense...

Don't Worry TD here Ryan to White!!

it was pretty cool...he pulls out a laptop and supports all of his calls with statistics (avg field position, avg punt by a high school fb player, etc)

i can definitely see the argument on the HS level, kicking game usually sucks.

also goes for an onside kick after every TD

wow did i call that or what??

he dropped it

White dropped it...excuse me

I'm beginning to think RaiderFan is clairvoyant... we're going to go play Power Ball!

and onside kicks? i dont know if i can support that one every time...

i like onsides when they are not obvious, like to kick of the 2nd half when you're not behind. but it seems you would be giving up a lot of yards normally.

I can;t see that. That was a TD Don;t disrupt it dammit!!!! bullshit get the wrong replay replay assistant. has to be Completly Able to be turned over and i dont think they have the evidence

but like you said, at the high school level, its a safer bet...

average starting position for the opposing team was the 38 yd line I think and if he didn't get an onside kick, the opponent got it around the 50 yd line. He recovered roughly 25-33% of those kicks. He was willing to give up 12 yds

by that I mean safer than at the college or pro level... not safer than the punt

average starting position with a normal kickoff

This better be a TD i am almost winning in Fantasy Football if this stands.. let it stand dammit. and you guys Get your OVER!! Don't jinx it

oh yeah...I don't see that working at any other level

i guess in that case it makes sense. didnt realize the avg start was the 38.

the ball hit the ground

dammit... at least they can kick the FG!

it was kind of crazy...I may be off a little on that number, but the average start position was beyond the 30 for sure

FUCK YEAH!!! FALCONS FIELD GOAL GIVES MAMA POINTS!!!

i don't care how you look at that question now... I get it either way!

you get it based on how it was written..the correct way

Dammit you guys there went your over!!!

like I said... I don't care... I still get points! :D

No match today Cena

DAmmit i wanted that td to stick... Booooooooo!!!!

I think mama needs to be fired...she'd rather us lose money!

she was the only one who got it right. extended her lead.

we should kick her out of the coalition

Booooo

i vote yay

how does Ryan like having a winning season so far?

I was robbed!!!

See i was trying to get you your guys over!!!

Still plenty of football left... we'll get our over. I can root for me and us at the same time, I'm a multitasker!

he told me yesterday he was proud of us and knew full well he would be losing without us

Falcons football falcons football

And you might want to think twice before you kick me out of the coalition... I had better picks than both of you this week!

us comes before you...primarily because money is involved

nice work getting that ball eric coleman

believe me I wanted that TD

Im thinking Matt Ryan TD pass now!!! Either White Or Turner gets the TD pass

alright...i need to crash. Mucho amor to you all!!

g'night, thanks for stopping by

KISSES as mama would say...

Night there Conquistador!!! Make sure you find me a good smoke shop for my Cigars in December!!!

Always us first... I didn't ROOT for the overturned TD, simply took advantage of the situation and rooted for the alternate outcome!

gotta have that Baby Boy Cigar!!!

i have just the place...awesome spot with a huge humidor

my treat

Nice!!!!!!

KISSES!!! I rule... as you would say.

Even Better im expensive though!!

as I would!

you like black and tans right?

swisher?

that's what I had in mind for you

That a way to go Phillies!!! with the win Yankees go down yankees go down

Cubans are my preference but i like Romeo Juliets..

something with a wooden tip on it seems up your alley

whoa...what a beast

Turner won't go down!

Wow Michael Turner the Power house

ok..i'm out

Go to Bed

Michael Turner has something to prove tonight. He is just churning it.

I love Michael Turner He is a beast

Wow... big turnover by the Falcons...

Fuck Matt Ryan. That was my mother fucking over.

Damn tipped Ball

Somebody had better kick a field goal in the next 8 minutes, or I'm going on a rampage down the street bashing in car windshields.

cuz thats how i roll

That was a tipped ball not much he could do about that one..

Just make sure you keep making right hand turns.. so ou end up back at the house

i have the perfect hammer for that... I'll join you if it happens...

almost another Interception by Brees damn that should have been an INT

Bunch of crap that was not a hold by him

Lets go Falcons Stop them. Let;s go stop them ATL.. Need a Matt Ryan TD to White

Lets go Falcons Stop them. Let;s go stop them ATL.. Need a Matt Ryan TD to White

Colston with the leaping grab

That was confusing but it clearly worked... what a play!

Field goal range. That's all I care about right now. This should have gone over so long ago, starting to make me anxsious.

Prescribe me some xanax please.

What a Shockey leap of faith and catch it

All the Saints receivers are coming up with big catches now, good job Jeremy Shockey

Nice catch Shockey... they've made some good plays this drive, they'll take it to the EndZone...

Clock is awaisting!!!

Wow... that looked like it was almost a SCRAP... they were raping that poor dude

Should get your 3 points here!!

gang bang

Dammit i need them to hold to 3 points so i can get a great drive and a win

That's a bad as tv...

LOL - LMAO... Geico totally just called themselves out on the switch from British to Australian... that's fucking genius...

Henderson stopped at the one wow this is getting close.. Should be a Field goal here if they stop them

Should be a TD... too close not to go for it...

Cant afford to not have the 7 point lead!!

TD Thomas

nice flying leap for the touchdown!

OVER!

Thank you Thomas for relieving my anxiety with a superman touch down.

so we're only down by $250 this week instead of $650? I'll take that!

yeah, me too

Now lets see Ryan take them down the Field so this gets to be an even closer and better game!!!!

i officially stopped caring... is that bad?

yes means your not a football fan

I'm a Colts fan... but their not playing right now. I don't care about these teams unless I'm betting on them. They came through for me and I'm happy...

damn that was almost an INT

Wow poor Ryan is getting screwed with these tips!!

Just the tip?

NINJA!

if that;s not a forward pass then the Raiders Got screwed when tom brady got the tuck rule in the playoff!!!

yeah, i stopped caring too. i want the falcons to win this, but it doesn't look good so I'm done.

Will Smith really put on some weight since his last movie.

Oh done caring or done watchign and talking??

Oh done caring or done watchign and talking??

Oh done caring or done watchign and talking??

done caring. still watching. just took a break from talking to look at this site for Viagra :)

Um okay your not that old why would you be looking at Viagra??

I don't want to know...

thats an offline conversation, i'll tell you in person

okay we can have that next time at dinner!!

I'll be excusing myself from THAT dinner... ew.

Boooo the Falcons are killing me!!! that was a pathetic try

oooh, they just covered the 10 points. oddsmakers had this game down well

yes they did and it actually moved to 11 when i looked at it friday!

Ouch that hyper exstension thing just makes me cringe. And Mama needs a Colon Cleaning!!!

man I'm tired... Daylight Savings time has me all jacked up...

Her Ass Just down right reeks!!!

Quit Farting!!!!

RaiderFan cooked tonight... he has no one to blame but himself...

We've been married over a year... the romance is gone!

Yes it is with those smelly farts!!

Seriously... you can't make Hamburger Helper and expect roses...

this commentary is not finishing strong

and i cant find the redzone efficiency anywhere yet

Ours or the one on the tV

maybe not, but my ass is finishing like a champ!

No idea where do you find it??

thank god you're miles away

No doubt!!! wish i was!!

You're close enough that given proper motivation, i would make the drive... just so you can get a sampling...

Okay... how many friggin challenges are they going to have?

That's a Jenkins catch. Nice toes baby.

That was a Beautiful catch with the Toes.. That is definetly a catch

i can't keep my eyes open... i'm out boys... HOPE I WON!

i hope you lose for sleeping

hater...

I wanna see who wins so im staying!!

you won no matter what Mama, congrats.

Damn I hope ATL gets this onside kick it would be a hell of a game if that happens!!

damn that was a ATl ball if the time out wasnt called

omg, crazy

Atlanta football atlanta football

this is too funny

the players wont get off the pile.

this is nuts. wow unreal

come on Atlanta, get the win and make everyone who left have no idea what is happening

I hope Atlanta gets the touchdown that would be a great way to end this game

damn. good effort though

Roddy White didnt even try what an idiot

good game, whistle to whistle action

alright im out night

later